1. Every man by default is a Sexual Mermaid Chaser
Men, or Sexual Mermaid Chasers (SMCers and pronounced as smackers); from around the world are united in goal of trying to have a Sexual Mermaid to have for themselves. This is because men only care about getting action and getting laid. All their decisions are motivated by sex and they would do anything for a Sexual Mermaid. Literally anything. I have stories to tell.
2. Only perfect, sexy, females are Sexual Mermaids.
Essentially all women that men masturbate to and men just want to **** all day. You know when men aren't listening to you and they have erect penises whilst looking up to the sky thinking of multiple sex positions with those women? Well, those women are Sexual Mermaids.
3. Non Sexual Mermaids are the scum to the earth.
Sexual Mermaid Chasers are united in the fact that they do not consider NSMers (pronounced as nessmers) as human beings, rather as the scum of the earth. They aren’t even human beings and are not considered as such. All women who have any single flaw about them - however minor, they are automatically NSMers. You have to be perfect to be liked by men. Personality doesn’t count – if you’re beautiful, you’re a Sexual Mermaid.
4. Who are the non SMCers?
Well these are the charming, endearing, heavenly men us NSMers would love to have. But in fact, they are a fictional concept as they do not exist. Even if they do exist and act really “nice”, put a Sexual Mermaid in front of them and they cannot resist.
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