Wednesday 27 July 2011

The Etymology of “Sexual Mermaid”


Why is “Sexual Mermaid Theory” called as such? Well, mermaids or similar creatures are seen as to attract men via their heavenly looks. Whether this may be in Greek myths or in Disney films – mermaids attract men. However, mermaids do not have the facility to have sex with men; they do not have vaginas. Thus a mermaid that attracts a man, and is able to have sex – my, that must be a perfect mermaid, surely? What guy would turn down such a beauty? Hence “Sexual Mermaid” is born, and every girl that men want to shag, they are by default a sexual mermaid.

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