Sexual Mermaid Theory: July 2011

Men don’t care about you, they care about sex

All men are motivated by sex. That is simply the truth. This can be validated by discipline of biology, via the concept of hormones. Hormones are chemicals that are transported in the blood and as a result, there are long term changes that will have a significant impact on a human’s life. In this case, men become bastards – slaves to spread their seedy sperm – whether that may be ejaculating in an SM’s vagina, or cumming over the body of an SM. Same principle: they ejaculate, they cum, they achieve Feeling (explained later).
Men are horny, get over it. They’re not really interested in treating you nice and taking you out. It’s all an act so they can take off your clothes and have sweet sex with you on their beds. You are being taken as a fool if you think otherwise. However, bear in mind that the objective of a man is to find their desired Sexual Mermaid. In the meantime, they may shag non-SMers to fulfil their sexual desires. They don’t actually like you or find you attractive. Sorry bitch.

The Four Principles of Sexual Mermaid Theory

1. Every man by default is a Sexual Mermaid Chaser
Men, or Sexual Mermaid Chasers (SMCers and pronounced as smackers); from around the world are united in goal of trying to have a Sexual Mermaid to have for themselves. This is because men only care about getting action and getting laid. All their decisions are motivated by sex and they would do anything for a Sexual Mermaid. Literally anything. I have stories to tell.

2. Only perfect, sexy, females are Sexual Mermaids.
Essentially all women that men masturbate to and men just want to **** all day. You know when men aren't listening to you and they have erect penises whilst looking up to the sky thinking of multiple sex positions with those women? Well, those women are Sexual Mermaids.

3. Non Sexual Mermaids are the scum to the earth.
Sexual Mermaid Chasers are united in the fact that they do not consider NSMers (pronounced as nessmers) as human beings, rather as the scum of the earth. They aren’t even human beings and are not considered as such. All women who have any single flaw about them - however minor, they are automatically NSMers. You have to be perfect to be liked by men. Personality doesn’t count – if you’re beautiful, you’re a Sexual Mermaid.

4. Who are the non SMCers?
Well these are the charming, endearing, heavenly men us NSMers would love to have. But in fact, they are a fictional concept as they do not exist. Even if they do exist and act really “nice”, put a Sexual Mermaid in front of them and they cannot resist.

The Etymology of “Sexual Mermaid”

Why is “Sexual Mermaid Theory” called as such? Well, mermaids or similar creatures are seen as to attract men via their heavenly looks. Whether this may be in Greek myths or in Disney films – mermaids attract men. However, mermaids do not have the facility to have sex with men; they do not have vaginas. Thus a mermaid that attracts a man, and is able to have sex – my, that must be a perfect mermaid, surely? What guy would turn down such a beauty? Hence “Sexual Mermaid” is born, and every girl that men want to shag, they are by default a sexual mermaid.